The follow-up to Hammer Film's critically acclaimed One Million Years B.C. is set in an ancient world where humans and dinosaurs coexist. Grunting, sweating, and occasionally sacrificing evil blonde girls to the sun in exchange for protection from stop-motion creatures, athletic cavewomen and hairy men walk about, grunting, sweating, and occasionally sacrificing evil blonde babes to the sun. One of the sacrificial offerings, Sanna (Victoria Vetri), manages to flee during a rite and joins another tribe, where she says "necro" a lot and falls in love with a shockingly hairless person.
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The follow-up to Hammer Film's critically acclaimed One Million Years B.C. is set in an ancient world where humans and dinosaurs coexist. Grunting, sweating, and occasionally sacrificing evil blonde girls to the sun in exchange for protection from stop-motion creatures, athletic cavewomen and hairy men walk about, grunting, sweating, and occasionally sacrificing evil blonde babes to the sun. One of the sacrificial offerings, Sanna (Victoria Vetri), manages to flee during a rite and joins another tribe, where she says "necro" a lot and falls in love with a shockingly hairless person.
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