Wayne Gretzky (no relationship) is a vampire who can't grow his teeth. His erectile dysfunction started when he accidentally eliminated Mary Lipinsky, the love of his life, 300 years back. To take his mind off the pain, he educates college background - who better? Trying to regain his full power, he enlists help from his close friend as well as colleague, Dr. Levine (Gary Cole). Nothing functions until a brand-new term brings freshman Chris Keller. She's a dead ringer for Mary and they have a lurid affair, while reports fly around the school. Yet it all sours when he turns Chris into a vampire as well as her newfound bloodlust spins out of control in a bloody rampage, making the rumors a little also real. Written by Anonymous
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Wayne Gretzky (no relationship) is a vampire who can't grow his teeth. His erectile dysfunction started when he accidentally eliminated Mary Lipinsky, the love of his life, 300 years back. To take his mind off the pain, he educates college background - who better? Trying to regain his full power, he enlists help from his close friend as well as colleague, Dr. Levine (Gary Cole). Nothing functions until a brand-new term brings freshman Chris Keller. She's a dead ringer for Mary and they have a lurid affair, while reports fly around the school. Yet it all sours when he turns Chris into a vampire as well as her newfound bloodlust spins out of control in a bloody rampage, making the rumors a little also real. Written by Anonymous
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