Norm Archer, a venerable newscaster, reports on the latest news in politics, health, culture, and entertainment, such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest." This collection of fabricated news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers, and skits is provided by The Onion's master satirists.
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Norm Archer, a venerable newscaster, reports on the latest news in politics, health, culture, and entertainment, such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest." This collection of fabricated news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers, and skits is provided by The Onion's master satirists.
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